JEST FOR FUN

John and Bill were teeing off on the long par 5 seventh hole. John decided he was going to reach the green in two and took such a cut at the ball that he almost fell over. The ball skimmed out over the course about 5 feet above the ground, slicing into a tree and bouncing into the fairway a mere 150 yards out. "Nice condom shot." remarked Bill. "What's a condom shot?" asked John. "It's safe, but doesn't feel quite as good." replied Bill.