JEST FOR FUN

A couple of years ago when I was a CNA on a telemetry floor, several of us were sitting around the nurses' station just winding down the shift. We were sitting next to the telemetry monitors when a patient rang in and on speaker we heard him say in a loud and pitiful voice, "Can you send my nurse in" I'm having pain!" To that the monitor tech inquired, "Where are you having pain?" The patient replied in all seriousness, "In Room 221"