Jest for Fun

Credit: Stan Kegel's Puns of the Day

A U. S. Navy captain was about to start the morning briefing to his
staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the
captain decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that
his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get
his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just how
much of sex was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure?" A commander
chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work. A lieutenant said it was
50-50%. An ensign responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure,
depending upon his state of inebriation at the time. There being no
consensus, the captain turned to the seaman who was in charge of
making the coffee. What was HIS opinion? Without any hesitation, the
young seaman responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure." The captain
was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why? "Well, sir, if there
was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them."
The room fell silent. God Bless the enlisted man.