You're Doing It Wrong

A customer ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. "Six, please. I could never eat twelve piec...

"Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT'S bad for you!" - Tommy Smothers

A man was on a long walk in the country. He became thirsty so decided to stop at a little cottage and ask for something to drink. The lady o...

A family was having dinner on Mother's Day. For some reason the mother was unusually quiet. Finally the husband asked what was wrong. ...

Friends and I were chatting over dinner in a restaurant. A man at the next table told his cell-phone caller to hold on. Then he stepped outs...

It was rumored that a particular Native American had a fantastic memory. Hundreds of people asked the Indian questions which he was able to ...

Two lawyers went into a diner and sat down at the counter. They ordered two sodas, took sandwiches out of their packs and started to eat the...