JEST FOR FUN

A friend and his wife were considering traveling to Alaska for a trip that the husband had long dreamed of taking. He kept talking about how great it would be to stay in a log cabin without electricity, to hunt moose, and drive a dog team instead of a car. "If we decided to live there permanently, away from civilization, what would you miss the most?" he asked his wife. She replied, "You."

JEST FOR FUN

After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

JEST FOR FUN

A farmer was driving along the road with a load of manure. A little boy, playing in front of his house, saw him and called, "What've you got in your truck?"

"Cow manure," the farmer replied.

"What are you going to do with it?" asked the little boy.

"Put it on strawberries," answered the farmer.

"You ought to live here," the little boy advised him. "We put sugar and cream on ours."

JEST FOR FUN

A couple took their children to a restaurant named the Captain's Table. The youngest went to the bathroom but soon returned, confused and embarrassed. "Couldn't you find the way?" Mom asked him.

"Oh," I found it, he replied, legs crossed. "But I don't know if I'm a buccaneer or a wench!"

JEST FOR FUN

I requested identification from a department-store customer who had just written a personal check for her purchase. After fumbling through her purse, she presented me with what she said was the only thing that bore both her name and address. It was a notice of insufficient funds from her bank.

JEST FOR FUN

I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance. She leaned over and pushed me!

JEST FOR FUN

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.