JEST FOR FUN

A man gets off a plane in Boston and heads immediately for the Men's Room. It's crowded but he finds a vacant urinal to gain relief after the long flight and many drinks. The man at the urinal next to his says, "You're Jewish?" "Yes." "You come from Talahasee, Florida?" "Yes." "Your parents went to Temple Immanuel?" "Yes, I don't think I know you. How do you know so much about me?" The man next to him replies, "Rabbi Minski of Temple Immanuel is the only Rabbi I know that performs circumcisions by cutting at an angle and you're peeing in my shoe!


JEST FOR FUN

I was all excited when my doctor gave me a prescription for the medical marijuana that sells under the name brand, "Reeferal." Then I found out he was a poor speller and was just sending me to another doctor.

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Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered later by a computer tech into their database. One theft report stated that a farmer had lost 2,025 pigs. Suspecting that to be an error, the tech called the farmer directly. "Is it true Mr. Smith that you lost 2,025 pigs?" she asked. "Yeth." lisped the farmer. Being a Howard County girl herself, the tech entered: "Subject lost 2 sows and 25 pigs."

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Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR."

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The government will be requiring new food labels that are more specific. Products will now be labeled, "no fat", "low fat", "reduced fat " and "fat, but with a great personality."

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I love chocolate, but it makes my clothes shrink.

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Tubal ligation can get knotty, but lobotomy is a no-brainer.