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Miss Jones was teaching her class math. She asked, "Johnny, if your father earned $100.00 and gave half of it to your mother, what would she have?"
Little Johnny replied, "A heart attack!?"

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Groups of Americans were travelling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used. She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing. 'These,' she explained, 'are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce.' She then asked, 'What do you do in America with your old goats?' A spry old gentleman answered, 'They send us on bus tours!

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How did the terms "Bull Market" and "Bear Market" get their names? It's called a "Bull Market" because in times of rising stock prices, investors must listen to a lot of bull on the safety of investing their life saving on risky ventures. It's called a "Bear Market" when stock prices fall because most investors lose their shirts and can't replace them so are forced to go bare.


Amazing Smoke Formation

Wow! How do they do that?

Credit: Unknown.

Random Quote of the Day

Is this how you define crazy these days? Wonder if it would make a good legal defense.


Only exceptionally rational men can afford to be absurd.

~Allan Goldfein


Credit: www.joke-of-the-day.com

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Scott and Peter had applied for jobs at a large company and had to take an intelligence test. Though both of them found the test a breeze, except that they admitted to being momentarily stumped by the final question: "Name a 14 letter word for someone in charge of a plant." "How did you answer that last one?" asked Scott. "I thought it was tough at first , then I thought of Superintendent." "I think I got it right too," Pete said. "But I wrote down Horticulturist."

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Drinking makes some husbands see double and feel single.