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When a couple moved into their new home, the first one they'd owned rather than rented, two of the husband's friends gave him abottle of champagne. In the hustle and bustle of getting settled,
the gift was tucked away and temporarily forgotten.
Three months later the couple held a Christening party for their third child. Champagne flowed in celebration until, running short, they remembered the housewarming gift. In front of their guests, the wife opened the attached card and read it aloud, "Donald, take good care of this one, it's yours!"

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The 'Over 60s Choir" will be disbanded for the summer with the thanks of the entire church.

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I have a sure fire way to keep thin. I keep inviting over relatives for meals and there's less for me. It's called the add kins diet.

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After hearing a bible lesson about miracles, a little girl went up to her religion teacher. "In my house," said the little girl, "when handwriting appears on the wall it's not a miracle, it's the work of my little brother."

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As he entered the room within which so many a wild night of their sweltering love affair had been spent, the White Rabbit regarded her with benevolent eyes, her posture such that he suspected something was wrong, but before he could speak Alice unburied her face from her trembling hands and between her intense sobs he made out the words, "I'm late ... I'm late."

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On vacation, a man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have a snack at the restaurant, but his wife is extremely tired so she decides to go on up to their room to rest.

She lies down on the bed... just then, a train passes by very close to the window and shakes the room so hard she's thrown out of the bed. Thinking this must be a freak occurrence, she lies down once more. But just a few minutes later a train again shakes the room so violently, she's pitched to the floor.

Exasperated, she calls the front desk and asks for the manager who says he'll be right up. The manager is skeptical but the wife insists the story is true.

"Look... lie here on the bed -- you'll be thrown right to the floor!" So he lies down next to the wife. Just then the husband, having finished his snack, walks in. He takes one look at the manager lying in bed with his wife and yells, "Hey! What are you doing in here!?"

The manager calmly replies, "Would you believe I'm waiting for a train?"

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A woman walked into her sister's kitchen and found her nephew, Mitch, having a snack. "Where's your mother?" sje asked.
"She said she was going to take a shower. Just a second and I'll see." Mitch went to the kitchen tap and turned the hot water on full blast. An indignant yell came from above. Mitch calmly turned off the tap and said, "Yep, she's in the shower."