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A woman was walking along pushing her newborn baby in the carriage when an old friend approached her. The friend leaned over, peering into the carriage said, "What a beautiful baby boy, and he looks JUST like his father." "I know," replied the woman, "I just wish he looked more like my husband!"

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I'm reading a murder mystery where they bury this guy in cornstarch. I'm just getting to the part where the plot thickens.

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The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National Cemetery. All the air lines were booked and there were no other planes available. Someone came up with the idea of using a helicopter. The newspapers reported the incident with the headline, “The Whirly Bird Gets The Urn”.

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As a schoolteacher expecting my first child, I had attended natural-childbirth classes. One of my classmates was in the hospital in labor at the same time I was. She quickly requested drugs to ease her pain, while I gave birth aided only by my husband's coaching. When the nurses rolled me out of the delivery room, I spotted a chalkboard. Beside my classmate's name was an A-; next to mine was a B+. "Alan, look at that!" I complained to my husband. "She took all the drugs they'd give her and made an A-. I did it naturally and only got a B+." My patient husband rolled his eyes. "Kathy," he said, "that's your blood type!"Credit: Unknown. (If this picture belongs to you, click here to claim it.)

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Be careful if you visit Sea World. You could lose your shirt to one of the pool sharks there.: credit Stan Kegel

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I wouldn't want to fly Virgin; who'd want to fly with an airline that doesn't go all the way.

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Sign at Norfolk farm gate: BEWARE! I SHOOT EVERY TENTH TRESPASSER AND THE NINTH ONE HAS JUST LEFT.