This is kinda kid humor, but it is funny how much of a jerk this duck is. Nice song, too.
Credit: Bryant Oden.
Friday, July 10, 2009
JEST FOR FUN
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river.” With even greater emphasis he said, “And if I had all the wine in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river.” And then finally, he said, “And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river.” He sat down.
The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, “For our closing song, let us sing Hymn # 365: “Shall We Gather at the River.”
The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, “For our closing song, let us sing Hymn # 365: “Shall We Gather at the River.”
Thursday, July 9, 2009
Hip Hopera
When bad things happen to good hopera . . . Is this a wrong or a fail? You be the judge.
Credit: Where I Got It: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bo9bK8JUego&feature=player_embedded
CLASS IN SESSION
Credit: Unknown.
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?"
No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, "You should not be asking sixth graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the Principal, who will then fire you!"
Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"
Little Mary's mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, "Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!"
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?"
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."
Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and continued. "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn't read your homework.
And three, one day when you get married you are going to be very, VERY disappointed."
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?"
No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, "You should not be asking sixth graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the Principal, who will then fire you!"
Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"
Little Mary's mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, "Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!"
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?"
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."
Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and continued. "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn't read your homework.
And three, one day when you get married you are going to be very, VERY disappointed."
JEST FOR FUN
Some golf clubs were having a drink in the bar after a game. The
bartender served all of them but one and asked him, “What’ll you
have?” The golf club said, “Nothing for me, thanks. I’m the driver.”
bartender served all of them but one and asked him, “What’ll you
have?” The golf club said, “Nothing for me, thanks. I’m the driver.”
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Milton Berle takes on the Muppets.
Normally he might be able to compete. Against Statler and Waldorf, though? I don't think sooooo.
Credit: The Muppet Show.
Credit: The Muppet Show.
Candle Cannon
A perfect example of people with too much time on their hands . . .
Credit: Where I Got It: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayaiArVkpA4
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